doctorspockspaceman:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

that would be so fucking convenient  

urbran:

imcallingbullocksonthat:

urbran:

imcallingbullocksonthat:

urbran:

news flash: calling someone ugly doesnt make you any prettier

calling someone stupid doesnt make you any smarter.

adding comments to someone’s post doesnt make you any funnier

 being a dick doesn’t get you more pussy.

yeah, thank god im gay

well then..
“being a pussy doesn’t get you more dick”
ahahaha sorry i had too